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LAB ATMOSPHERE |
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WE'RE AT THE CRYSTAL ROCK INSTITUTE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE EXTRAORDINARY BENEFITS OF DRINKING WATER AT WORK. CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE EXPERIMENT DOCTOR?
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YES, WE GAVE OUR SUBJECTS WATER IN A SIMULATED WORK ENVIROMENT. |
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YOUR SUBJECTS? |
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THESE TEENSY, TINY LITTLE MICE, AREN'T THEY CUTE? |
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BUT DOCTOR, WHY ARE THEY WEARING LITTLE BUSINESS SUITS? |
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BECAUSE BIG SUITS WOULDN'T FIT THEM. |
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SO WHAT DID YOU DISCOVER, DOCTOR? |
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WELL, FOR ONE THING, THEY DON'T LIKE WEARING SUITS. |
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(TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT) ANYTHING ABOUT WATER, DOCTOR? |
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OH, WHEN THEY DRANK CRYSTAL ROCK WATER, THEY BECAME MORE ALERT. |
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(INTERESTED) HMMM. |
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THEY LOST WEIGHT. THEIR SKIN GOT MORE SUPPLE. GO AHEAD, RUB ITS LITTLE TUMMY. |
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MAYBE LATER. |
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(TAUNTING) SISSY. |
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DOCTOR, ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S PROOF THAT DRINKING WATER AT WORK IS GOOD FOR YOU? |
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YES, BUT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS. |
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OH SIDE EFFECTS? |
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THIS MOUSE TRIPLED HIS SALES QUOTA AND SQUEAKY HERE JUST MADE A SUPER PRESENTATION TO THE BOARD...AND TEENSY, WEENSY WIDGET PRODUCTION IS WAY UP...(FADES OUT) |
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HAVE GREAT TASTING CRYSTAL ROCK WATER DELIVERED TO YOUR WORKPLACE. CALL 1-800-525-0070 AND ASK ABOUT OUR FREE INTRODUCTORY OFFER. |
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CRYSTAL ROCK WATER. WHAT EVERY BODY NEEDS. |
